KESIAN PULAK, kan?

Budak muda kawan saya yang kata abang NON PM tepi, tu sedihlah, bila Bang Non menang. Kenapa? Kenapa? Kenapa? Why? Why? Why?

Saya kata, sebab ramai percaya Bang Non akan perbetulkan keadaan. She was about to be angry, and I have to told her, "akk cakap ramai percaya, I myself, just like you, tak percaya dia"

"Abeh tu apa kita nak buat sekarang?"

"nothing, LNPT kita tak bawah 50%, apa? Kita dah bertahap tetap dan berpencen, exam semua dah lepas. If that Tony Phua nak kurangkan penjawat awam pun, I don't think we gonna be effected. Besides, dah luluspun kertas kerja yang Price Waterhouse Cooper buat tu, kan? We gonna be so big, there will be 400 of us, instead of currently how many? 125, 150? The chances kita kena tendang dengan Tony Phua is very kecik"

"what if Bang Non was so dumb and the government don't have money to pay our salary?"

OMG, I tak plak terfikir sampai ke situ. he he...

Well, what wrong with bang Non ea yang bule bikin kita jadi bangkrap? Bang Non punya citarasa like Saiful-saiful aje. I don't think Saiful is as expensive as Rosma or Altantuya. In fact, I believe bang Non get Saiful's lubang kunyit for free. Owh, how about those who are close to bang Non, are they as bad as Jho Low, Riza Aziz, Rafidah Aziz, Robert Kwok, or Daim Dzainudin? Well not that we know off. Tak de dengar pun? Sukma who? Darmawan? sapa tu? ada masuk Forbes megazine ka?

Well we hear story about his daughter bedroom's story and bla bla bla. She is so good that her professor give her an A. She also so good, she don't have enuf time to lilit the shawl and with that simple tudung bawal she is still hot janda. So hot that nak lilit shawl pun tak de masa, let alone spending time go shopping? But they say the wife is not so good, that he call her sepat kering, but the sepat kering, defend him fiercely, which make me think bang Non must be so good that she must, still cannot move with her honeymoon memory long-long time ago.

Macam semua di sekeliling bang Non, non artis, non-celebrity. Low cost maintenance jerr... the maintenance becoming so low because every body are dying to touch them. They can get them for free. Not the other way round like macam Jho Low, he was so desperate to be friend with celebrity like Paris Hilton, Miranda Kerr, that he has to "pay" so much, for them with 1MDB's money.

So I told to myself, why worry so much if bang Non don't have friend like Jho Low who love to spend 1MDB money to belanja his celebrity friend?