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Saya masih tak boleh move on lagi dengan tulisan di mamat Gutter yang saya baca di FB semalam. Sorilah, beri saya masa barang seminggu dua lagi. Atau kalau sekarang ni you boleh belanja saya buat facial kat SPA mahal ka, belikan Ai emas 916 barang sekilo dua, ka, kan, petang ni juga saya dah boleh move on dah. Sebab tak ble move on saya tampal, ulang lagi sekali tulisan yang masih bikin saya tak boleh move on ni. Janganle marah, meh la kita sama-sama baca lagi sekali. he he

The lack of support in my sworn testimony has made me question the sincerity of our new government in pursuing reformasi. I have been accused of having a political agenda by the Prime Minister after making the confession. I was scared and the only comfort I received from you was when you sent Hilman to meet me at Zest Restaurant in Marriot Putrajaya on that fateful day. I waited for an hour and it felt like I was a mere afterthought.  He forced me to deny that it was you in the viral video and asked me to lie for you. I asked for more time to consult my parents and this angered him. After I refused he made threats and said ‘this’ will be shut down within 48 hours with or without my help to lie. It broke me that Azmin Ali, the man I looked up to choose to tie his loose ends rather than owning up to his mistakes. I know you are a sick man because only you could have recorded the videos for personal collection after inviting me to your hotel room on all occasions. First it was at the Grand Continental Kuching 3 years ago, then at Pullman Kuching during Pemilihan Parti in October last year. We did it again in Grand Hyatt KL during your stint as Menteri Pengiring to the Sultan of Brunei in March this year and our recent encounter at Fourpoint Sandakan last month. I am worried that more videos will be leaked and the luxury you have as a minister is deniability whereas my future is over. You even have the Prime Minister pledging his full support before any formal investigation had been done. Only the truth can set me free as I am concerned for the safety of my family and mine. I hope the public will see you as who you truly are- manipulative and has immense influence all together with your henchmen Hilman, Afif, Zuraida and the rest of your inner circle that are motivated by greed and power.

Selain

 “. I know you are a sick man because only you could have recorded the videos for personal collection after inviting me to your hotel room on all occasions”

Yang ini juga sangat drama….

“ It broke me that Azmin Ali, the man I looked up to choose to tie his loose ends rather than owning up to his mistakes”

You all mesti tak faham kalau tak pernah berkawan dengan lelaki gay. Gay ni saya note, kalau dah cinta, dia punya deep, lagi deep dari perempuan tau. Sanggup berkorban apa sahaja demi cinta. Kalau tak masakan dia sanggup tadah lubang kunyit dia. Kau ingat sedap ka? Bayangkan kau meneran taik keras, dan taik tu menyongsang. Saya pernah berbual dengan one of them, yang perbualannya berbunyi sikit lebih kurang begini

 “tak sakit ka?

“Sakit!!! Tapi bila dah selalu tak sakit dah”

“Kamu urang take turn ka?”  
               (Lepas dia pancut jubur kau, kau pulak mengunyit lubang dia)

“eh, taklah… my bf ni ego, mana bule saya kunyit dia”

“so all the time kau ajelah yang kena?”

“well, what to do, no pain, no gain, itulah dia pengorbanan dalam percintaan. Kakak HADOOO?”
(Haish budak ni, memang nak kena tempeleng dengan aku ni…. Tapi saya selawat banyak-banyak dan senyum saja sebab masa tu saya tengah pegang stereng kereta).

Sesungguhnya cinta jenis ini memang pelik. Tapi apalah yang nak dipelikkan sangat. Suami isteri yang sah, pun banyak kita dengar perhubungan yang tak seimbang. Bukan bini jak patah riok kena pukul, kes bini macam Cik Lisa macam dalam drama “Jumpa Aku di Syurga” pun ada juga. Jadi, kalau dalam kes lelaki sama lelaki, apa peliknya kalau sebelah pihak sahaja yang suffer?

Itulah dia, my initial feeling bila baca nota ini. CINTA. Mamat Gutter mencinta membabi-buta. Tapi tu nasib baik prior saya membacanya saya dah dengar Diva AA meroyan HAMLAU dari LONDON. Cinta tengkorak hanglah HAMLAU. Kau memang HAMLAU, tau!!! Tapi tu, hah padanla tu, bertemu buku dengan ruaslah kau Abang Jemiiiinnn oooiiii. Harap tukang ambik statement kat balai tu dah tengok video HAMLAU Diva AA. Kalau tak tengok, nak percaya dan simpati dengan si HAMLAU ni pun, rasanya lagi padan muka Abang Jemin, kut. Hihi….

Selain itu, it also make me think, skrip drama macam ini orang-orang level-level IQ macam saya aje boleh karang. Orang-orang macam kami ini tak ramai. Study kata kami ni 20% human population, sudah tentula, pemegang general degree UM jeer macam DSAI is not one of us he he…. Tapi apa mau hairan sangat HAMLAU ni, pelajar ALAM SHAH.

Apapun saya tak marah atau annoyed sangat sama si HAMLAU ni. He is one of us. Being mad at him, like being mad at ourselves. We should give ourselves a break, and time to grow and may ALLAH show us the right path. I also boleh faham being 20% of human population and if you are not careful in choosing a friend, you allowed yourself to be surrounded by an idiot, life can be sangat lonely yang menjebakkan you buat benda pelik-pelik. Contoh macam you fikir can ‘tie someone loose end’ hihi… regardless that someone is he or she or make yourself believe you in the “ Avenger Assemble, lets fight Thanos” mode.

So, akhir kalam, I wish genius out there, all the bestlah. Be careful lahkan dengan sapa kita berkawan. Moga Allah temukan kita dengan kawan-kawan yang memandu kita ke jalan yang benar.